[link] as an average, run-of-the-mill man reading the paper
[link] as a chocolate bar
[link] as a potter (nice arms btw)
[link] as something that cannot be unseen
[link] as someone who cannot dress themselves (note: those are purple Adidas track suit bottoms with a doorman's jacket and a tie, wtf)
[link] as a tourist


updated, sorry but I found some more and you know you want it
[link] as a figure skater (we all knew it)
[link] OH GOD NO STOP IT LET GO OF ME
[link] as some emo kid (Ilya lent him his clothing??)
[link] as a tourist in an alternate-universe America where the USSR conquers America
[link] as Barack Obama
[link] as Tiger Woods
[link] as your sister
[link] as Borat
[link] as a stripper (o bby)
[link] as my aunt (she's a flight attendant) PROTIP: the name on the nametag is his wife's name.
[link] if Putin and Medvedev had a son, and he grew up